After A Certain Age and Limp D*** Men Should Give Up On Sex

October 5, 2015

It sounds pretty desperate that brothel owners are planning on stocking defibrillators (an electric shock treatment used to restart the heart once it stops) on elderly men (some who are on viagra) to prevent them from dying while using their services.

Local health experts are said to have backed the plans, and according to the British Heart Foundation: “Modern defibrillators are becoming increasingly quick and easy for the lay person to use, which can mean the difference between life and death.”

If a man's heart can't take it and his manhood is no longer naturally interested, why even bother with having sex? Is it that serious?