Crimes In Beauty: Two Women Busted for Stuffing Boots in Body Fat

October 5, 2015

It's not unusual to hear stories of people caught stealing by placing merchandise underneath their armpits, but according to reports, two women in Oklahoma had a few extra hiding places. The pair were busted by a TJ Maxx employee as they tucked away FOUR pairs of boots, THREE pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves in the creases under their breasts and across their bellies.

The arresting officer struggled to explain the nature of the crime to a local television station. “These two were actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was, underneath their, um, chest area, um, and their armpits and things of that nature,” he stated.