People are coming up with all kinds of creative ways to make money these days, but this right here tops the charts.
The following is a promotional video for “I Beweave Hair Salon,” allegedly located in Cooter County. The character is played by a comedian who goes by the name of Laura Bell Bundy a.k.a. Sho-can-telle (for the sake of this commercial).
“We specialize in many different servixes that’d be good for you! What we do is: Cut, Colorin, Curlz Styles, Wraps and Xtensions Braids and Beads Head Massage , Homosexual Hair-doos Featuring: The Sampson Shampooin’ and I Beweave HairsPRAY SPECIAL OFFER For a limited time only get our FREE COMB!!! Ask for Shocantelle Brown. Say goodbye to tension with a head massage and new extensions!!! Praise.”
NOTE: Whatever you do, don’t press 1 on your touch-tone phone if you decide to call the listed phone number; that is unless you want to become a part of the Laura Bell Bundy Mob and start receiving text messages. I wouldn’t be surprised if that comes with a cost.