The New Apple iPad Sure To Leave Blood Stain Memories

February 17, 2014

Apple finally decided to name their new touch screen device the iPad, and has men around the world a little hesitant about purchasing it simply because of the name.

Business Insider declared the name “terrible,” with one columnist writing that he'd heard rumors of the name “but dismissed it immediately,” thinking that Apple would have the foresight to predict a landslide of menstruation mockery.

I tell ya, people sure know how to mess up a wet dream.